There is no way around it: convenience food is nothing but convenient. There is no book, drug or experience that will change your personality. There is no pair of jeans that will ever really fit. There is no fun reason to visit your relatives. There is no way to remove tomato sauce from a white shirt, so just throw it away. There is nothing good about winter. There is no justice, just luck. There is nothing you can buy that will make those bags under your eyes go away: Only sleep will help.